Those kids in school who dress in black, iron their hair with egg whites and wear eyeliner; yeah they are buying lots of Fantom coin. This reporter got up the courage to interview some of them during lunch hour. I have to be honest, I was a little intimidated by their lassez faire approach to death and haunted things.

“Bruh, how could you not love Fantom?” asked local goth munchkin Eric Shakes. “You can buy TOMB, Scarab, Mummy, Reaper, SpookySwap SpiritSwap and so, so many more. It’s all goth shit paired with low gas fees, ya know?”

Eric’s friends all murmured in agreement, taking drags off their clove vapes and flipping their bangs from one side to the other. I asked “Do you think FTM is the next Bitcoin?” Eric shot me a look that could have killed “Fuck bruh, who even cares? Bitcoin totally sold out.” Damn Eric….

“What do you think of Sonic?” I asked.

“Like the hedgehog?”

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