Joe and Jane H. were excited to get into the swinging scene as they began their eighth year of matrimony. Hormone-driven Google searches had led the couple to stumble upon uniswap.org, hoping to find amateur lust and not a robust Defi ecosystem.

“I mean, we are looking for a unicorn, and swapping is uh…part of the deal” , Joe lamented. “But we were caught off guard by the appealing graphics of the site and got sucked into a crypto rabbit hole”.

Interestingly enough the couple have changed their ways, abandoning group sex desires and have instead started to DCA into Defi smart contracts on several different blockchains.

Jane says ” I mean, awkward stranger-danger sex is pretty hot, but who can resist 37% APY on their favorite shit coins?”.

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