The prime minister of Monrovia was voted out-of-office in a later night parliament vote after earlier comments in the week regarding the JASMY altcoin. Sources say the prime minister had been drinking too much behind closed doors, others suggest he was getting bad investment advice from his brother-in-law at holiday functions.

“The fact the prime minister would stake our country’s stability on a forked shitcoin proves they are not fit for office” commented a party member who preferred to remain anonymous.

In this reporter’s opinion it was probably just the prime minister is just a chill guy who looks at Coinmarketcap articles while sitting on the toilet, looking for that next 1000x so he can buy a boat type of dude. Jasmy’s insanely adept marketing team then sunk their hooks into him with illusions of Lambo and bikinis.

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