These were the words from confused crypto trader Dan Eveready. “I mean, my grandma was super into BnB’s in the 80’s and I thought maybe the coin was part of that movement”. Though not dead yet, we were pretty sure we heard CZ rolling in his future grave as the cringe ensued. While yellow and shiny like a hot pan of cornbread, BNB is not a meme coin but in fact a worthy ETH competitor.

Ironically, investing $10,000 in BNB coin in 2017 would have netted you wayyyyy more profit than serving dry blueberry muffins at your moldy bungalow in Maine. More stable than JELL-O on a chilly day, BNB Coin has proven itself to be a true player in the world of L1s.

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