After years of playing opening shows for touring blockchains swinging through town on tour, BAND Protocol has decided to just learn a bunch of classic rock cover tunes and play at local dive bar, the Salty Dog.

“We almost hit it really big with our early 2010 CD ‘Layer 1 Bean Dip” but have been struggling sense to get any momentum with our original tunes since then. Also the drummer Larry is having his third kid, so hitting the road just seems out of reach”, said lead singer Spike.

Spike has been rumored to be starting a spinoff EDM ETH Layer 2 outfit. Let’s keep our ears to the ground and chug a couple of pitchers while listening to BAND.

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