When Shrimpy’s first heard about BLAST coin, we knew we had found an ETH L2 that really spoke to our heart. Often the office bathroom here at Shrimpy’s is full of blasting, usually about 20-30 minutes after lunch hour. Things got better when the Subway sandwich shop moved out, but shit (quite literally) has gotten worse since Buffalo Wild Wings moved in.

Perhaps a similar social trend was occurring in the VC capital discovery phase for this layer 2 and engineers were inspired by fits of diarrhea? We are unsure, but the word BLAST has so many double entendre possibilities going on that it must have been really hard to find consensus in the naming phase of this crypto project.

The whitepaper for BLAST is streaked with mentions of Real Word Assets (RWA). Well, #2 is a real world reality and can be processed into fertilizer, which is mankind’s most liquid asset. BLAST!

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