Holy storks! There are so many baby meme coins being spawned every day that local hospitals have been experiencing a crisis. Too many babies and not enough trained stuff to deliver them, plus a shortage of Web 3.0 adapted formula and diapers are making a big poopy mess of the cryptocurrency market.

“This is not what pump.fun is supposed to mean” lamented one local nurse. “If people ain’t responsible enough to watch their babies once they born, then they need to keep that shit in their pants and save the rest of the world the hassle of raising ‘dem kids. I don’t see no one buying those coins once they hit Raydium! They just sit there with like a $14.50 TVL.”

Shrimpy’s is concerned what these babies will look like when they develop into crabby alt-teens. Ever seen the movie Warriors? Yeah, it will be something like that.

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