Monday, 2 AM – DOGEtown police received calls from at least 3 concerned citizens, stating a “pervy” looking dog was lurking around their neighborhood, sporting a hat and trench coat and looking into people’s bedroom windows. Shrimpy’s went deep inside the metropolis with too much dander to get the exclusive scoop.

“He was a peepin’ Tom! And i could see his furry little paw going ‘gyid-gyid-gyid’, ya know, in his nether region area, if you know what I mean ” said Grandma Clover, a lifelong DOGEtown resident with diamond hands.

“His hat was pulled down over his eyes, looking like Mushmouth and his dingle was pokin out of his trench coat like a gad dang softball bet. Disgusting! Worrisome! The mayor needs to do something like yesterday about rapscallions like this” added Rex Drilltower, a local citizen who regularly monitors his Ring footage.

While the mayor’s office could not be contacted for comment, Shrimpy’s has learned that citizen’s have created a neighborhood watch group and will be keeping a close on the streets for DogWifhat to return.

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