After golfing a quick 18 at the local links and snarfing down a few grams of cocaine, this Shrimpy’s reporter found himself at The Boys Club mingling with the likes of PEPE, as well as BRETT and ANDY. Honestly it took like 4 Tequila Sunrises for things to get interesting and I found myself soon wishing I was sipping tea with the older folks at the Polkadot (DOT) convention. Here’s how the conversation went….

“Bruh” quipped BRETT.

“Bruh” responded ANDY with a grin.

“Rrribbiitt” croaked PEPE.

And they went back and forth, louder and louder, also including various racial slurs towards immigrant Furries and talking about that one time they bought soooo low and sold sooooo high. I found myself wishing I was much higher.

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