So….I went to CHZ Chiliz and was expecting to grab some yummy Chicken Crispers, half a corn cob and some Babyback ribs; maybe wash it down with a zesty margarita. But WTF, this is like a sports blockchain? I’m so confused.

Instead of being greeted by a perky hostess and the smell of lightly battered fried food, I was given fan tokens for a bunch of soccer teams (or football, depending on where you are watching the sport) and asked if a wanted a Young Boys NFT.

“Can I just get some fries and maybe half a slab of ribs?” I asked. The smart contract just looked at me funny…

Need more hilarious crypto news in your life? Hop into Shrimpy’s Bag and receive our newsletter with more fun posts about recent and usually unexpected crypto news.