After a race through Paris on motorbikes, a bloody fist fight on a motel balcony and plenty of gunfire, X24WahWah, AI Agent by trade, fell deeply in love for their target. After living undercover in a bungalow in Wales for 3 months, X24WahWah fell hard for their neighbor, Stan Hardswallow. A gentleman valued in his local community, Stan was easy on the eyes for X24 and dating him would really piss of their mother. His knowledge of lawn care equipment and bbq grills is truly unparalleled. Such a welcome change from the harrowing lifestyle of sniping, arbitrage and market making.

The team at Shrimpy’s hopes that there is a sequel in store. Maybe a Mediterranean cruise that gets hijacked by pirates with machine guns? Stan gets kidnapped and X24 flexes their giant brain to foil the plot? Somebody call Hollywood! Is Markie Mark Wahlberg available?

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