You ever been in a room of BTC maxis and start asking about BCH? Well its a fucking horrible idea, so don’t ever do it. That’s like calling Bitcoin “crypto”. You will get daggers thrown at you from every pair of judgmental eyes and tossed into the irrelevant bin, along with DVD copies of Space Jam and Conair.

Truth is, the only good thing going for this coin is the word “Bitcoin” in its’ name. Its got great SEO relevance and comes up in lots of searches for the real thing. Much like Delta-8 at a legit dispensary, BCH is BTC’s weird cousin who no one wants to play with. Price action is a coupon-cutter value right now too, as BCH price is exactly the same ( at the time of this writing) as it was in 2018. Dare I call this one a “snore-of-value”.

The fact that one can mine it does make the coin not a total loss in this reporter’s eyes. If I can hook up ma and her spinning wheel to this graphics card and get some squeeze out of it, I may just want a little BCH smeared on my morning biscuit’ after all.

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