Deep in the lowest depths of the Defi universe, we see ANKR slowly sliding closer and closer to the Mariana Trench of the finance world. Surrounded by giant squid, king crab, lobster, mollusk and sharks, ANKR could find itself fish food for some of the larger Megs released into the ocean.

Jonas Bornus has been fishing at this reef all his life and had this to say. “Puhr didle won rize don li Bit and Shmereum”. While his missing teeth and extreme native accent made his words hard to decipher, we think we get the drift. Well said Jonas, well said.

National Geographic researchers have been assigned to the scene to study retail minnow investing habits at a closer lever and determine a way to keep ANKR from becoming extinct, or at least keep the value above $0.00 in the short term.

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