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Arbitrum: They’ve Got the Meats

While other Ethereum L2s offer little to be desired in area of delicious snacks and tasty sandwiches, Arbitrum comes in strong with its’ new Beef and Cheddar and Bacon and Prime Rib stackable grinder. Weighing in at over 1/2 lbs of greasy, saturated fat, this new offering from Arbitrum shows they are really putting down the mack and pissing on the doorsteps of the lightweight counterpoints.

While the actual amount of coins can trade on Arbitrum reminds thin, their late night menu is sure to keep your belly fat and your munchies satisfied.

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