A BTC mine in Brazil went too far recently, releasing a fiery Balrog into this earth and immediately engulfing acres of the rainforest in flames.

“I don’t see what the big deal is. Technically it came from the Middle of the Earth, and the rainforest is already on fire, so….” panned a droll local.

Hearty and courageous villagers managed to round up a white haired wizard to combat the evil beast. Some think it may have been the guy from the OG TraderJoeXYZ swap website. Others swear the staff used to battle the balrog was that icon thingy from SPELL token.

Unfortunately the beast was not contained as it takes more than pinging it in the head with Defi tokens to kill a monster from the abyss. After smashing Trader Joe into a pulpy and fleshy mess, the balrog continued its’ trek through South America. Hopefully the coffee bean supply won’t be impacted, or this reporter will be on the sad train.

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