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TETHER (USDT): On Your Ankle for the Next 90 Days
In some cities, vandalizing your local 7-11 with fesces and toilet paper will get you community services and a hefty USDT fine. But the law in Stakeville doesn’t…
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ANKR Settles at Bottom of Finance Ocean
Deep in the lowest depths of the Defi universe, we see ANKR slowly sliding closer and closer to the Mariana Trench of the finance world. Surrounded by giant…
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DOT: Polkadot – Uh…I Still Don’t Get It
This Shrimpy’s reporter booked a week at an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean, only to discover it was some kind of Polkadot time-share scam. I heard the word…
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AI Agent Falls in Love with Target in Spy Game Romance
After a race through Paris on motorbikes, a bloody fist fight on a motel balcony and plenty of gunfire, X24WahWah, AI Agent by trade, fell deeply in love…
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SUSHI News: Sushiswap Temporarily Shut Down by Health Department
During a busy lunch rush this week Sushiswap (SUSHI) was temporarily shut down by the health department. Docked for messy prep stations, cleaning products stored next to food…
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Chart Shows COQ Drooping
When this AVAX blockchain meme coin first launched, COQ was shooting straight up. All time highs led to price discovery and those highs helped fuel a meme coin…
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