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(OP) Optimism: “Yeah, right..” Says Local Pessimist
When word hit the streets in this small town that a new ETH L2 would be optimistically rolling up transactions, local pessimist, my dad, said “Yeah, right. Fucking…
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Guess What? Your Porn Browsing History Will Soon Be Stored on the Blockchain.
The good ole days of clearing browser history and clearing your cache to cover your freaky kinks are just about over. Soon, just like every other fucking thing,…
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LUNC Chart Resembles San Andreas Trench
You ever see that movie The Abyss? Where the drilling machine is pulled over the deepest gorge in the ocean and falllllllllllllllls into the darkness. Well from a…
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Heidi Klum Revealed as Satoshi Nakamoto?
When the mistress of Halloween, Heidi Klum, showed up at a recent Hollywood party dressed in a somewhat revealing Bitcoin costume, the rumor mill kicked into full gear.…
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Man Travels Back in Time to Buy Bitcoin at $1, Ends Up in 1793
Ron Denver won $50,000 in his state’s scratch off lottery ticket contest. Rather than piss it away and coke and whores, Ron hatched a brilliant plan. An investment…
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(IOTA) Not Showing an Iota of a Bull Trend
Do you need to explain the concept of gravity through a cryptocurrency chart? Well pull up a candlestick chart of IOTA, a distributed ledger technology, and you can…
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