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“That Sounds Dirty” – Mom Complains About MetaMask Name
“But ma’, it’s just a wallet!” When local man Joey Spaghetti told his Ma during dinner that he was checking his MetaMask bag, she slapped him upside the…
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DogWifHat Arrested for Perving Around DOGEtown
Monday, 2 AM – DOGEtown police received calls from at least 3 concerned citizens, stating a “pervy” looking dog was lurking around their neighborhood, sporting a hat and…
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Stablecoins Reliable but Smell Kind of Shitty
What happens when you spend all day in a stable? Welp, you stink like horse poop. Yup, it’s not rocket science and you don’t need a cryptography degree…
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Explosion of Baby Meme Coins Stresses Medical System
Holy storks! There are so many baby meme coins being spawned every day that local hospitals have been experiencing a crisis. Too many babies and not enough trained…
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Gary Ginsler Finds Bliss with New Hot Dog Cart Biz Venture
We at Shrimpy’s were shocked yet pleasantly delighted to find retired SEC official Gary Ginsler, running the new hot dog cart in the heart of New York’s financial…
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BLAST Coin: ETH L2 Inspired by Fits of Diarrhea?
When Shrimpy’s first heard about BLAST coin, we knew we had found an ETH L2 that really spoke to our heart. Often the office bathroom here at Shrimpy’s…
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