During a busy lunch rush this week Sushiswap (SUSHI) was temporarily shut down by the health department. Docked for messy prep stations, cleaning products stored next to food products and lack of hand washing stations throughout the kitchen, the very busy swap received notice they had 48 hours to comply or receive further suspensions. “48…

When everyone’s favorite corporate flapjack house announced on X that they would be launching a new memecoin, fuzzy and floppy eared lawyers from Pancake Swap immediately served the chain with a cease and desist order. “We are the only legit Pancake DEX in Web 3.0 and beyond. It would be confusing for the consumer if…

“I’m way bigger than that.” Bathed in sunlight and speedo, local crypto trader Thad Muggins has told Shrimpy’s that he is not buying 1INCH coin, mostly due to what he thinks it may imply about his manhood. ” I mean c’mon man. I’m in the DeFi game to GET the chicks, not scare them off.”…

Beginner crypto investor Raymond C. has been consistently Dollar Cost Averaging (DCA) into several alt coin positions over the last couple of years. He also watched two minutes of a YouTube video about “buying the dip”, and immediately began finding several downtrending coins to purchase. Unfortunately, no one told Raymond that this strategy only pays…

Joe and Jane H. were excited to get into the swinging scene as they began their eighth year of matrimony. Hormone-driven Google searches had led the couple to stumble upon uniswap.org, hoping to find amateur lust and not a robust Defi ecosystem. “I mean, we are looking for a unicorn, and swapping is uh…part of…