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  • BLAST Coin: ETH L2 Inspired by Fits of Diarrhea?

    BLAST Coin: ETH L2 Inspired by Fits of Diarrhea?

    When Shrimpy’s first heard about BLAST coin, we knew we had found an ETH L2 that really spoke to our heart. Often the office bathroom here at Shrimpy’s is full of blasting, usually about 20-30 minutes after lunch hour. Things got better when the Subway sandwich shop moved out, but shit (quite literally) has gotten…

  • Polygon, MATIC or POL? Does anyone actually care?

    Polygon, MATIC or POL? Does anyone actually care?

    In the world of rapidly growing L2 ETH chain availability, sometimes a rebrand can be the answer to increase blockchain volume. Other times it can just be super fucking confusing and makes this reporter say “but why?!!”. In a poll conducted by the team at Shrimpy’s, we found out that most traders, hodlers and casual…

  • Arbitrum: They’ve Got the Meats

    Arbitrum: They’ve Got the Meats

    While other Ethereum L2s offer little to be desired in area of delicious snacks and tasty sandwiches, Arbitrum comes in strong with its’ new Beef and Cheddar and Bacon and Prime Rib stackable grinder. Weighing in at over 1/2 lbs of greasy, saturated fat, this new offering from Arbitrum shows they are really putting down…