You ever see that movie The Abyss? Where the drilling machine is pulled over the deepest gorge in the ocean and falllllllllllllllls into the darkness. Well from a TA point of view, the LUNCUSD trading pair looks very similar to that falling into the abyss price action. Shenanigans erupted years ago and pitched price action…

Ron Denver won $50,000 in his state’s scratch off lottery ticket contest. Rather than piss it away and coke and whores, Ron hatched a brilliant plan. An investment plan. A strategy, the most macro mofo strategy of all time. And it was just sitting there in plain sight. So obvious it was a wonder why…

Known to the Undead for millennia but just catching on with the rest of us squares, Staking is a trend that is sweeping the nation. Started as a small flame with the rise in popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then gaining heat with the Twilight series, the Staking inferno is here to stay. More…

Those kids in school who dress in black, iron their hair with egg whites and wear eyeliner; yeah they are buying lots of Fantom coin. This reporter got up the courage to interview some of them during lunch hour. I have to be honest, I was a little intimidated by their lassez faire approach to…

A BTC mine in Brazil went too far recently, releasing a fiery Balrog into this earth and immediately engulfing acres of the rainforest in flames. “I don’t see what the big deal is. Technically it came from the Middle of the Earth, and the rainforest is already on fire, so….” panned a droll local. Hearty…

Montana rancher Dan Dingle revealed to Shrimpy’s that packs of SHIB Shina Inu have been swarming his thousand-acre ranch, making targeted attacks on his cattle and frightening his chickens to death. Drone photos have caught visible evidence that these once adorable crypto pets are now bloodthirsty savages. “I was told these things were being burned!”…