Category: Memes
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Chart Shows COQ Drooping
When this AVAX blockchain meme coin first launched, COQ was shooting straight up. All time highs led to price discovery and those highs helped fuel a meme coin rally that rocked the Snowtrace community. But recently, the firm price action of COQ coin has been softening up, and a classic Aging Rod candlestick pattern has…
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I Hung with BRETT and ANDY and It Was Just Meh…..
After golfing a quick 18 at the local links and snarfing down a few grams of cocaine, this Shrimpy’s reporter found himself at The Boys Club mingling with the likes of PEPE, as well as BRETT and ANDY. Honestly it took like 4 Tequila Sunrises for things to get interesting and I found myself soon…
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DogWifHat Arrested for Perving Around DOGEtown
Monday, 2 AM – DOGEtown police received calls from at least 3 concerned citizens, stating a “pervy” looking dog was lurking around their neighborhood, sporting a hat and trench coat and looking into people’s bedroom windows. Shrimpy’s went deep inside the metropolis with too much dander to get the exclusive scoop. “He was a peepin’…
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Explosion of Baby Meme Coins Stresses Medical System
Holy storks! There are so many baby meme coins being spawned every day that local hospitals have been experiencing a crisis. Too many babies and not enough trained stuff to deliver them, plus a shortage of Web 3.0 adapted formula and diapers are making a big poopy mess of the cryptocurrency market. “This is not…
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Hordes of FLOKI Invade Web 3.0 Coastline
Meta property owners be damned, this weekend hordes of FLOKI numbering in the tens of millions stormed a popular web 3.0 coastline beach community. The marauding was savage and ruthless, with mass counts of abductions and violent deeds being attributed to these cute ‘lil critters in their wee helmets. Prominently noted on the side of…