Holy storks! There are so many baby meme coins being spawned every day that local hospitals have been experiencing a crisis. Too many babies and not enough trained stuff to deliver them, plus a shortage of Web 3.0 adapted formula and diapers are making a big poopy mess of the cryptocurrency market. “This is not…

Meta property owners be damned, this weekend hordes of FLOKI numbering in the tens of millions stormed a popular web 3.0 coastline beach community. The marauding was savage and ruthless, with mass counts of abductions and violent deeds being attributed to these cute ‘lil critters in their wee helmets. Prominently noted on the side of…