Category: Technology
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DOT: Polkadot – Uh…I Still Don’t Get It
This Shrimpy’s reporter booked a week at an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean, only to discover it was some kind of Polkadot time-share scam. I heard the word “interoperability” like a billion times and it still made no sense. All the staff were dressed in vanilla and teal polka-dotted clothing with parachute pants and it…
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“That Sounds Dirty” – Mom Complains About MetaMask Name
“But ma’, it’s just a wallet!” When local man Joey Spaghetti told his Ma during dinner that he was checking his MetaMask bag, she slapped him upside the head with a loaf of bread. “Ma!!” Joey exclaimed while clutching his bashed noggin’. “You keep that kinky shit out of my house. Your uncle Tony was…
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LINK: Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
“I prefer the patties”. LINK is a true oracle success story, embodying so many heroic elements, from rags to riches origins and Wall Street begging to be invited to its’ birthday party. And hey, LINK is more than just a delicious breakfast side. Victoria Storm hopped on a Zoom call to share her best LINK…
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Validator feels validated every god damn day!
Local node operator and validator for several blockchains, Victoria Storm enjoys the confidence and self-assuredness that a giant pile of crypto assets can bring. “I have so much fucking money it’s not even funny. I’ve been getting airdrops since 2017 and was staking way before it was cool.” Feeling the swell of power course through…