Category: The Facts of Life
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Bitcoin Cash (BCH): Not Like Bitcoin or Cash
You ever been in a room of BTC maxis and start asking about BCH? Well its a fucking horrible idea, so don’t ever do it. That’s like calling Bitcoin “crypto”. You will get daggers thrown at you from every pair of judgmental eyes and tossed into the irrelevant bin, along with DVD copies of Space…
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Stablecoins Reliable but Smell Kind of Shitty
What happens when you spend all day in a stable? Welp, you stink like horse poop. Yup, it’s not rocket science and you don’t need a cryptography degree to connect the dots. But hey, if you are making sweet APY and can avoid government oversight, maybe reeking like Sea Biscuit’s bussy isn’t that bad. “Everyone…
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BAND Protocol Settles with Local Dive Bar Residency
After years of playing opening shows for touring blockchains swinging through town on tour, BAND Protocol has decided to just learn a bunch of classic rock cover tunes and play at local dive bar, the Salty Dog. “We almost hit it really big with our early 2010 CD ‘Layer 1 Bean Dip” but have been…
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SAND Coin Has Way of Getting into Every Crack
While having a sandbox to play and code in sounds fun and exciting, the reality is that you will find SAND in every crack, crease and orifice for weeks! This reporter took 3 showers, 1 cold plunge and air compressor enema and still managed to find grains of SAND in between my nuggets. Marketing promotions…
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FIL Coin: We Filed Some Stuff. Now What?
We bought a proper filing cabinet for our FIL coin, hanging file dividers and manila file folders. Then we dropped our crypto wallet full of FIL coin into it. Now what? Any tips would be appreciated. “I’ve got files from before the Reagan era in an old kitchen cabinet” said this reporter’s grandmother. When a…
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BNB Coin: I though it stood for bed and breakfast
These were the words from confused crypto trader Dan Eveready. “I mean, my grandma was super into BnB’s in the 80’s and I thought maybe the coin was part of that movement”. Though not dead yet, we were pretty sure we heard CZ rolling in his future grave as the cringe ensued. While yellow and…
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Trader who aped into APE coin, now living on Skid Row
In a classic riches-to-rags story, Donny Cheddar has fallen on a long term downtrend of hard times, starting with his conversion of a giant nest of US Treasury bonds into APE coin. This was a really poor decision in hindsight, as Donny bought-in near APE’s ATH of $27 and now the coin is trolling the…