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Category: Wealth and Wellness

  • TETHER (USDT): On Your Ankle for the Next 90 Days

    TETHER (USDT): On Your Ankle for the Next 90 Days

    In some cities, vandalizing your local 7-11 with fesces and toilet paper will get you community services and a hefty USDT fine. But the law in Stakeville doesn’t play, and one one wrong move can get you locked up in the pokey. Take it from this reporter. I had one crazy night fueled with nitrous…

  • Litecoin Actually Quite Chunky – Says Dietician

    Litecoin Actually Quite Chunky – Says Dietician

    Like many diet fads that are sold as “healthy”, it appears that Litecoin (LTC) could be full of trans fat and hidden calories. “It’s actually quite chunky” said Dan Dribbler, a lesser known homeopathic dietician in the Appalachian Valley area. “I have been DCA’ing into Litecoin for the last 7 years and I have gained…