What makes a great crypto? Is it value? Is it community? Or maybe real world application? Well hey, maybe it’s just a sweet name. Though no one ever said it out loud, this Shrimpy’s reporter is pretty sure HBAR is short for “handlebar” and by handlebar we mean the mustache kind. It all makes terrible…

“You see this chart pattern here? This would imply super low volume and intense selling pressure. But I can’t short it, so why bother?” said Chuck Seaver, crypto futures and options trader. “BAT is starting to look like a giant pile of guano, strictly from a TA perspective of course.” Shrimpy’s surveyed 100 traders with…

When Michael Saylor first announced that Microstrategies (MSTR) was building strategic reserves of BTC as their primary asset class, one could definitely say that the strategy was “ballsy”. But now that the company has compiled more than 2% of all Bitcoin mined at the time of this writing, one begins to wonder if Michael Saylor…

The prime minister of Monrovia was voted out-of-office in a later night parliament vote after earlier comments in the week regarding the JASMY altcoin. Sources say the prime minister had been drinking too much behind closed doors, others suggest he was getting bad investment advice from his brother-in-law at holiday functions. “The fact the prime…