When Michael Saylor first announced that Microstrategies (MSTR) was building strategic reserves of BTC as their primary asset class, one could definitely say that the strategy was “ballsy”. But now that the company has compiled more than 2% of all Bitcoin mined at the time of this writing, one begins to wonder if Michael Saylor has more than just big balls, but in fact a giant, orifice-destroying cock.

Others say that he is just compensating for what he lacks in that department. “You ever see those guys in those huge jacked-up trucks, roaring up and down the street? Yeah it’s like that. Super tiny dicks.” said a local crypto hater.

What is Michael Saylor hiding in those pants? The world may never know.

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