This Shrimpy’s reporter booked a week at an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean, only to discover it was some kind of Polkadot time-share scam. I heard the word “interoperability” like a billion times and it still made no sense. All the staff were dressed in vanilla and teal polka-dotted clothing with parachute pants and it was really fucking weird.

The service was great but the food was just okay, and the entertainment was just day after day of tech dorks on stage name dropping all their sponsors. I’m pretty sure everyone was pissing in the bar pool and my room smell liked mildew.

But I am happy to say I stuck to my guns all weekend and didn’t buy any. Unstaking that takes 30 days sounds like a liquidity trap, and the chart looks like a giant SELL to me. I did get a sun burn however, and possibly a communicable disease. Nuff said.

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