We bought a proper filing cabinet for our FIL coin, hanging file dividers and manila file folders. Then we dropped our crypto wallet full of FIL coin into it. Now what? Any tips would be appreciated.

“I’ve got files from before the Reagan era in an old kitchen cabinet” said this reporter’s grandmother.

When a crypto project is named after something people shove in a pile or box and forget about, one wonders how this can compete in a world of Pudgy Penguins, farting memecoins and AI agents.

According to coinmarketcap.com, Filecoin will store humanity’s most important information. “Well I’ve got all my spaghetti sauce recipes, an air fryer warranty and your grandfather’s AAA membership to file, so that’s a good start!”

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