The good ole days of clearing browser history and clearing your cache to cover your freaky kinks are just about over. Soon, just like every other fucking thing, your internet browser history will be stored on the blockchain forever, and your IP address will also be tied to that record.

So how does one avoid embarrassment in the future from one’s carnal desires? Magazines! Just like back in the 20th century, printing smut on pages and distributing magazines offers users the most encrypted method of content consumption. You can be an early adopter and go start buying up old Playboy magazines from your local flea market. Today’s $4 bargain purchase is tomorrow’s 50 Arbitrum big cashout.

So stroke in abyss while you still have the chance. After that, you WILL be put on a list for your online behavior.

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