What makes a great crypto? Is it value? Is it community? Or maybe real world application? Well hey, maybe it’s just a sweet name. Though no one ever said it out loud, this Shrimpy’s reporter is pretty sure HBAR is short for “handlebar” and by handlebar we mean the mustache kind.

It all makes terrible sense. Dudes with handlebar mustaches are usually considered trend setters, bucking the trends of conventional shaving techniques, and they need a hero just as much as anyone. Enter HBAR.

It’s a crypto that like does stuff, and it’s great for those with immaculately groomed facial hair. Grease it up, slick it down, curl it up. HBAR. Yeah!

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