When the mistress of Halloween, Heidi Klum, showed up at a recent Hollywood party dressed in a somewhat revealing Bitcoin costume, the rumor mill kicked into full gear. Is Heidi Klum also the long sought after Satoshi Nakamoto, creator of Bitcoin? Could it be? Shrimpy’s went deep undercover as fledgling fashion designers and followed Tim Gunn around for a bit to hopefully dig up the inside scoop.

After running through the material store and receiving a challenge of making a women’s ball gown out of old Yoo-Hoo bottles, we ended up back in the studio designing for our lives. However, the joke’s on them. Neither of us knows how to use a sewing machine and we just ended up duck taping fabric pieces to each other. Tim came in several times to critique us, and every time we asked about Heidi he just told us to “make it work”.

His dumbfounded looks and severe critiques of our fashion sense definitely raised our suspicions. Heidi Klum is probably Satoshi, and Seal probably runs an ETH validator node.

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