Meta property owners be damned, this weekend hordes of FLOKI numbering in the tens of millions stormed a popular web 3.0 coastline beach community. The marauding was savage and ruthless, with mass counts of abductions and violent deeds being attributed to these cute ‘lil critters in their wee helmets.

Prominently noted on the side of their invading sailboats was the BNB coin logo which led to some speculation that this was a hostile takeover from the popular blockchain. Others insisted the only reason the BNB logo was there is because its the only fucking DEX chain where one can actually buy Floki.

Owners of SAND and MANA timeshares should contact their regional representatives to receive updates on their property status. “DO NOT come here” insisted government officials. “It is a blood bath.”

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