Do you need to explain the concept of gravity through a cryptocurrency chart? Well pull up a candlestick chart of IOTA, a distributed ledger technology, and you can see things are going down, down, down, down. They goin down, down down.

Ever seen a downtrend started in 2017 that’s still going? Check out IOTA. What coin already has a super diluted market cap but has more tokens yet to unlock? Check out IOTA. What’s bigger than a grizzly bear jacked up on Red Bull? The bear trend that IOTA coin locks, rocks out with its’ cock out.

Tune in five years from now for more accelerated selling action.

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