Like many diet fads that are sold as “healthy”, it appears that Litecoin (LTC) could be full of trans fat and hidden calories.

“It’s actually quite chunky” said Dan Dribbler, a lesser known homeopathic dietician in the Appalachian Valley area. “I have been DCA’ing into Litecoin for the last 7 years and I have gained at least 25 pounds in that time. Which is strange because my diet hasn’t changed; with the exception of my love for McDonald’s. Just so much good shit on their app.”

We are hoping when Litecoin returns to all time highs that Dan can afford an Ozempic treatment and maybe a new pair of jeans to sport off his Mcbubble butt.

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