“I’m way bigger than that.”

Bathed in sunlight and speedo, local crypto trader Thad Muggins has told Shrimpy’s that he is not buying 1INCH coin, mostly due to what he thinks it may imply about his manhood. ” I mean c’mon man. I’m in the DeFi game to GET the chicks, not scare them off.”

Thad has been focusing on building his crypto portfolio out with uber-masculine coins and tokens, including OX, Boys Club, NEO, GAS,MAGA and THORChain. We hope his massive bulge will work out for him.

When we interviewed local chicks for their opinion, their sentiments can be paraphrased as “..true big dick energy has no problem stacking their 1INCH.”

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