When word hit the streets in this small town that a new ETH L2 would be optimistically rolling up transactions, local pessimist, my dad, said “Yeah, right. Fucking bullshit.” Thing is, what the fuck does he know? He just watches Let’s Make a Deal and swears at the TV all day. I think he has a total of $500 in his savings account and 3 big jars of change to his name.

Dad is also famous in the family for missing out on other big opportunities in his life, including not investing in Denny’s restaurants, selling all his Netflix as soon as they went to a streaming model and liquidating his Berkshire Hathaway stock in the 80s to invest in timeshare condos.

Well this Shrimpy’s reporter is stoked. I dig optimism as a concept, and I am always down for low-gwei situation. Dad is rolling pennies with a scowling face.

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