Montana rancher Dan Dingle revealed to Shrimpy’s that packs of SHIB Shina Inu have been swarming his thousand-acre ranch, making targeted attacks on his cattle and frightening his chickens to death. Drone photos have caught visible evidence that these once adorable crypto pets are now bloodthirsty savages.

“I was told these things were being burned!” Dan exclaimed. “But the truth is they are just dropping them off in buses by the billions. Billions! And hey, one or two little Shiba Inu are all cute and cuddly, but wait till they are starved and ravenous moving in herds of ten thousand at a time. Makes your butt pucker up!”

Promises that a Shibarium is under construction have been dismissed as political maneuvering, and other ranchers have resorted to buying BONE to feed and fend off the hungry, native ETH mongrels.

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