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Explosion of Baby Meme Coins Stresses Medical System
Holy storks! There are so many baby meme coins being spawned every day that local hospitals have been experiencing a crisis. Too many babies and not enough trained stuff to deliver them, plus a shortage of Web 3.0 adapted formula and diapers are making a big poopy mess of the cryptocurrency market. “This is not…
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Gary Ginsler Finds Bliss with New Hot Dog Cart Biz Venture
We at Shrimpy’s were shocked yet pleasantly delighted to find retired SEC official Gary Ginsler, running the new hot dog cart in the heart of New York’s financial district. Turns out he is the owner operator and has always had a passion for serving quality weiners. “To be frank, I enjoy the soft and quiet…
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BLAST Coin: ETH L2 Inspired by Fits of Diarrhea?
When Shrimpy’s first heard about BLAST coin, we knew we had found an ETH L2 that really spoke to our heart. Often the office bathroom here at Shrimpy’s is full of blasting, usually about 20-30 minutes after lunch hour. Things got better when the Subway sandwich shop moved out, but shit (quite literally) has gotten…
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MASK Network Voted Most Overrated Jim Carrey Crypto
With all the great Jim Carrey projects to choose from in his storied career, we find MASK Network to be extremely overrated. Yes, it was an entertaining film, but there is almost a cult-like following still occurring far into the 21st century. (What’s up with all those Mask tribute shows in Mexico?) Who would have…
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Staking: Slaying Vampires While Earning Passive Income
Known to the Undead for millennia but just catching on with the rest of us squares, Staking is a trend that is sweeping the nation. Started as a small flame with the rise in popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then gaining heat with the Twilight series, the Staking inferno is here to stay. More…
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BAND Protocol Settles with Local Dive Bar Residency
After years of playing opening shows for touring blockchains swinging through town on tour, BAND Protocol has decided to just learn a bunch of classic rock cover tunes and play at local dive bar, the Salty Dog. “We almost hit it really big with our early 2010 CD ‘Layer 1 Bean Dip” but have been…
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