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Chart Shows COQ Drooping
When this AVAX blockchain meme coin first launched, COQ was shooting straight up. All time highs led to price discovery and those highs helped fuel a meme coin rally that rocked the Snowtrace community. But recently, the firm price action of COQ coin has been softening up, and a classic Aging Rod candlestick pattern has…
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HBAR Cleary for Dudes with Killer Mustaches
What makes a great crypto? Is it value? Is it community? Or maybe real world application? Well hey, maybe it’s just a sweet name. Though no one ever said it out loud, this Shrimpy’s reporter is pretty sure HBAR is short for “handlebar” and by handlebar we mean the mustache kind. It all makes terrible…
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Woah, a NFT for Free USDT? : A Honeypot Tale
If it’s too good to be true, it probably is. Those are words spawned from age-old wisdom, and should be heeded every time one finds free stuff in their crypto wallet. Unless you have a rich uncle with your ETH wallet address, no one is sending you real money for free. Remember that. This tale…
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Basic Attention Token (BAT) : Fails to Keep Traders’ Attention
“You see this chart pattern here? This would imply super low volume and intense selling pressure. But I can’t short it, so why bother?” said Chuck Seaver, crypto futures and options trader. “BAT is starting to look like a giant pile of guano, strictly from a TA perspective of course.” Shrimpy’s surveyed 100 traders with…
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Chiliz (CHZ) : Where’s the Babyback Ribs?
So….I went to CHZ Chiliz and was expecting to grab some yummy Chicken Crispers, half a corn cob and some Babyback ribs; maybe wash it down with a zesty margarita. But WTF, this is like a sports blockchain? I’m so confused. Instead of being greeted by a perky hostess and the smell of lightly battered…
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I Hung with BRETT and ANDY and It Was Just Meh…..
After golfing a quick 18 at the local links and snarfing down a few grams of cocaine, this Shrimpy’s reporter found himself at The Boys Club mingling with the likes of PEPE, as well as BRETT and ANDY. Honestly it took like 4 Tequila Sunrises for things to get interesting and I found myself soon…
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