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MASK Network Voted Most Overrated Jim Carrey Crypto
With all the great Jim Carrey projects to choose from in his storied career, we find MASK Network to be extremely overrated. Yes, it was an entertaining film, but there is almost a cult-like following still occurring far into the 21st century. (What’s up with all those Mask tribute shows in Mexico?) Who would have…
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Staking: Slaying Vampires While Earning Passive Income
Known to the Undead for millennia but just catching on with the rest of us squares, Staking is a trend that is sweeping the nation. Started as a small flame with the rise in popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then gaining heat with the Twilight series, the Staking inferno is here to stay. More…
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BAND Protocol Settles with Local Dive Bar Residency
After years of playing opening shows for touring blockchains swinging through town on tour, BAND Protocol has decided to just learn a bunch of classic rock cover tunes and play at local dive bar, the Salty Dog. “We almost hit it really big with our early 2010 CD ‘Layer 1 Bean Dip” but have been…
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AXL and ROSE Coins Team Up : Welcome to The Jungle
AXL and ROSE blockchains, they got fun and games. They got everything you want…something, something, something. Gossip broke at a recent Hollywood party that the creators of and AXL and ROSE Network were teaming up to create a new supergroup. This is really good news in Shrimpy’s opinion, as the crypto space has a serious…
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8 of 10 Goth Kids Love Fantom Chain (FTM)
Those kids in school who dress in black, iron their hair with egg whites and wear eyeliner; yeah they are buying lots of Fantom coin. This reporter got up the courage to interview some of them during lunch hour. I have to be honest, I was a little intimidated by their lassez faire approach to…
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LINK: Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
“I prefer the patties”. LINK is a true oracle success story, embodying so many heroic elements, from rags to riches origins and Wall Street begging to be invited to its’ birthday party. And hey, LINK is more than just a delicious breakfast side. Victoria Storm hopped on a Zoom call to share her best LINK…
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