From what I heard in the hype, everyone was supposed to HODL and preserve their PENGU. However, just weeks after these fuzzy and adorable wobblers hit traders’ wallets, Shrimpy’s reporters are finding dead pudgy penguins littering the landscape.

Greenpeas biologist Treddy Miller informed us that their hasn’t been this much theoretical penguin bloodshed since the Blue Ray release of Happy Feet. “Ya know, creators make these NFTs and think they are passing value, but the world then shits on their dreams, dumps the market and then they find out the dark truth….that pricey GIFs, in any format, are total bullshit.”

If someone finds a penguin hide; can you make me a winter hat? I lost my toque in Vancouver. TIA!

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