While having a sandbox to play and code in sounds fun and exciting, the reality is that you will find SAND in every crack, crease and orifice for weeks! This reporter took 3 showers, 1 cold plunge and air compressor enema and still managed to find grains of SAND in between my nuggets.

Marketing promotions pressed a “play-to-earn” environment, but after playing around all I got was severe chaffing and a crotch that smells like decaying beach. Usually a cocoa-butter essence suntan oil will help offset the stench. People in the know say to stick to the pools and Jacuzzis.

Look for an upcoming scratch n sniff NFT that smells like seagull poop and seaweed.

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