What happens when you spend all day in a stable? Welp, you stink like horse poop. Yup, it’s not rocket science and you don’t need a cryptography degree to connect the dots. But hey, if you are making sweet APY and can avoid government oversight, maybe reeking like Sea Biscuit’s bussy isn’t that bad.

“Everyone thinks their blockchain’s stablecoins don’t stink, but hey buddy, everyone walking within 20 feet of ya can smell the stank” quipped local finance jockey Wubby Wellington with a smirk on his face. “Now I understand the appeal of a coin that can stay steady through market ups and downs, but there ain’t no way you’re not getting some Hershey stripes along the way.”

We at Shrimpy’s think there should be a stable coin launched with the ticker of MNUR. Nuff Said.

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