Known to the Undead for millennia but just catching on with the rest of us squares, Staking is a trend that is sweeping the nation. Started as a small flame with the rise in popularity of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, then gaining heat with the Twilight series, the Staking inferno is here to stay.

More and more degen youths sporting garlic necklaces and Solana phones have been spotted in late night cafes, watching the Gwei pour in and getting ready to storm the graveyard. Watch out Nosferatu, these chaps are fit and ready to send your soul straight back to Hell.

Holders of BAT coin, LIF3, and BOO should be careful. Old tomes reference vampires coming to life through objects that imbue their spirit. Your wallet may be haunted already!

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