In a classic riches-to-rags story, Donny Cheddar has fallen on a long term downtrend of hard times, starting with his conversion of a giant nest of US Treasury bonds into APE coin. This was a really poor decision in hindsight, as Donny bought-in near APE’s ATH of $27 and now the coin is trolling the $1 mark, a.k.a 27x loss over the course of 2.5 years.

Donny cashed in the last of his BNB and purchased himself a pretty sweet tent for Skid Row standards, plus one of those really good YETI mugs that people would kill for.

“Once NFTs bounce back, I am moving straight to the penthouse baby” exclaimed an enthusiastic Donny. Here’s hoping my friend, here’s hoping…..

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