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DOT: Polkadot – Uh…I Still Don’t Get It
This Shrimpy’s reporter booked a week at an all-inclusive resort in the Caribbean, only to discover it was some kind of Polkadot time-share scam. I heard the word “interoperability” like a billion times and it still made no sense. All the staff were dressed in vanilla and teal polka-dotted clothing with parachute pants and it…
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AI Agent Falls in Love with Target in Spy Game Romance
After a race through Paris on motorbikes, a bloody fist fight on a motel balcony and plenty of gunfire, X24WahWah, AI Agent by trade, fell deeply in love for their target. After living undercover in a bungalow in Wales for 3 months, X24WahWah fell hard for their neighbor, Stan Hardswallow. A gentleman valued in his…
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SUSHI News: Sushiswap Temporarily Shut Down by Health Department
During a busy lunch rush this week Sushiswap (SUSHI) was temporarily shut down by the health department. Docked for messy prep stations, cleaning products stored next to food products and lack of hand washing stations throughout the kitchen, the very busy swap received notice they had 48 hours to comply or receive further suspensions. “48…
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Chart Shows COQ Drooping
When this AVAX blockchain meme coin first launched, COQ was shooting straight up. All time highs led to price discovery and those highs helped fuel a meme coin rally that rocked the Snowtrace community. But recently, the firm price action of COQ coin has been softening up, and a classic Aging Rod candlestick pattern has…
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HBAR Cleary for Dudes with Killer Mustaches
What makes a great crypto? Is it value? Is it community? Or maybe real world application? Well hey, maybe it’s just a sweet name. Though no one ever said it out loud, this Shrimpy’s reporter is pretty sure HBAR is short for “handlebar” and by handlebar we mean the mustache kind. It all makes terrible…
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Woah, a NFT for Free USDT? : A Honeypot Tale
If it’s too good to be true, it probably is. Those are words spawned from age-old wisdom, and should be heeded every time one finds free stuff in their crypto wallet. Unless you have a rich uncle with your ETH wallet address, no one is sending you real money for free. Remember that. This tale…
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