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Bitcoin Cash (BCH): Not Like Bitcoin or Cash
You ever been in a room of BTC maxis and start asking about BCH? Well its a fucking horrible idea, so don’t ever do it. That’s like calling…
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GRASS Coin: We Rolled it Up and Smoked It
Regardless of the actual purpose of GRASS coin, we found if you hang it and dry it, you can smoke the flower portion and get reallllllly stoned. To…
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Pump.fun? In My Day We Called it Makin’ Whoopie!
After his grandson got burned with a memecoin launch rug pull on Solana, one local grandfather was heard yammering all the way at the bottom of the holler…
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VET Coin : My Veterinarian Does Not Accept for Payment
Since my dog Butter likes to eat weird objects at least 3 times a year, I often find myself at the veterinarian, having said strange things removed from…
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TETHER (USDT): On Your Ankle for the Next 90 Days
In some cities, vandalizing your local 7-11 with fesces and toilet paper will get you community services and a hefty USDT fine. But the law in Stakeville doesn’t…
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ANKR Settles at Bottom of Finance Ocean
Deep in the lowest depths of the Defi universe, we see ANKR slowly sliding closer and closer to the Mariana Trench of the finance world. Surrounded by giant…
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